THE MYSTERY CRATE — $99/Month BBQ Subscription | The Contraband Club
At least $180 of gear. You pay $99. Every single month. The Mystery Crate is blind-packed by...
Vendor:
The Rub Hub
SKU:
RH-SUB-MYSTERY99
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Many In Stock
Product type:
Subscription Box
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At least $180 of gear. You pay $99. Every single month.
The Mystery Crate is blind-packed by the Smuggler himself and it's never the same twice. Every crate carries at least one top-shelf hero — a Meat Church, a Hardcore Carnivore, a hot allocated drop — plus a rolling haul of rubs, sauces and condiments chosen to cook a month of proper barbecue. Guaranteed to please, or we make it right. If you buy one thing from us on repeat, make it this.
Why it's this good
Some of what's inside is contraband that moves fast — cracking product that's closer to its best-before date, which is exactly why you're getting near double your money. Full-quality gear at a cheeky price, and we'd rather put it in your hands than watch it sit on a shelf. Best-before is a quality date, not a use-by — everything ships fit, fresh and ready to cook.
What lands each month
- A guaranteed $180+ of RRP for $99.
- Always at least one current, full-price top-shelf hero.
- A different roll every month — rubs, sauces, condiments, the odd rare drop.
- Darryl's dispatch card: how to cook the haul and what to pair it with.
- The odd crate hides a golden ticket — a rare jar, a free month, or a bump to Kingpin.
How the Club works
- Ships monthly. Skip, pause or cancel anytime.
- Members get free shipping on this crate and crew pricing on the rest of the store.
- Early access to allocated and limited drops before the public.
The Rub Smuggler's Verdict
This is the one. Near double your money in proper rubs and sauces, a guaranteed hero in every box, and a plan for dinner tucked in beside it. Some of it's contraband that had to move fast — your gain, no apologies. Trust the nose, not the timer, and let the Cap'n do the picking.
Returns Policy
DUE TO ACCIDENTAL ORDER OR CHANGE OF MINDWe offer refunds and/or exchanges, providing a request for return is received within 30 days of your order being delivered. Your item must be in its original packaging and in the same condition that you received it.
The return shipping costs will be the responsibility of you, the customer. For domestic orders (AUS & USA) a prepaid shipping label can be provided, with the associated costs being deducted from the refunded amount. International (Asia) returns will need to be arranged by the customer, and will require a tracking number.
Any refund or exchange will only be issued once the original item has been shipped back to us.
DUE TO DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED ITEM
In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, we offer you the choice of a full refund or a replacement. We will cover all return shipping costs.
Please report any issue within 5 days of receiving your item. We kindly ask that you provide clear evidence of the fault or damage, so we can expedite your request efficiently.
Please refer to our full Refund Policy for more information
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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