Grilled Moreton Bay Bugs with Jalapeño Orange Butter
CUSTOMS DECLARATION. Goods: bugs. Colin requested clarification. They are the good kind.

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Crew of 4 · Prep 15 min · Cook 6 min · Sting: medium to hot. Works for halved crayfish too, with a longer cook, until opaque all through.
Fresh off the fire.
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Give this a go. Trust the thermometer, not the clock.
The Cargo (ingredients)
- 8 green Moreton Bay bugs, halved lengthways and cleaned
- 120 g softened butter
- 1 tbsp Four Saucemen Jalapeno & Sweet Orange Rub
- Zest of 1 orange
- 1 tbsp chopped chives
- Lime wedges to finish
The Run (method)
- Mix the butter, rub, zest and chives. Set a third aside in a clean bowl for finishing, away from the raw bugs and the brush.
- Heat the grill to high. Brush the flesh with a little of the butter.
- Grill shell-side down, lid closed, for 5–6 minutes, spooning on more butter halfway, until the flesh is almost opaque.
- Flip flesh-side down for 1 minute, until opaque all through. There's sugar in this rub, so watch it closely.
- Finish with the last of the butter and a squeeze of lime.
Cook It With
Four Saucemen Jalapeno & Sweet Orange RubMade in New Zealand. Sweet orange up front, proper jalapeño kick after.
Four Saucemen Hawkes Bay Lime & Ancho ChilliHawke's Bay lime first, slow smoky ancho after.
The Aftermath. The butter got out.
Where It Goes Wrong
- Dry bugs. A bug waits for no one. Neither does a good dinner guest, I'm told.
- Burnt butter. Sugar in the rub. Move to a cooler part of the grill.
- Someone won't eat something called a bug. Excellent. More for you.
Darryl's Secret
Make the butter a day ahead. It only improves, and you can pretend you were organised.
Store it: Keep bugs refrigerated until cooking. Eat straight away. Check the label for allergens.
How It Reached the Book
Port Lincoln, a Tuesday. Or a Thursday. I don't observe the calendar, I just pass through it. Colin had impounded a crate of butter on the grounds that it was "unusually confident". I pointed out it was only butter. He pointed out I hadn't declared the bugs. We reached an understanding, and by understanding I mean he came to dinner.
Cap'n Darryl. I'd have been here earlier but the butter needed time.
