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At a glance
Heat: Mild 2/10 — a gentle jalapeño kick, not a dare
Size: 250g resealable pouch
Origin: Crafted in Canada; blended in Australia
Dietary: Gluten free. Contains milk. Contains MSG — always check the physical label
Best on: Wings, burgers, tacos, fries, chicken, potatoes, street corn
Garlic Jalapeño Ranch is Smokes' zestier cousin to Cowboy Butter — the same creamy ranch base, this time with real dehydrated jalapeño folded through for a genuine, gentle kick. Built for dips, wraps and anything that needs a lift.
Garlicky and creamy up front on the same ranch backbone as Cowboy Butter, then a clean jalapeño warmth comes through on the finish — noticeable, not aggressive. Mild 2/10: a kick, not a dare.
A fine, free-flowing pale, green-flecked powder in a 250g resealable pouch. Mixes clean into buttermilk and sour cream — one pouch makes roughly a gallon of dip. A genuine jalapeño kick sits at a mild 2/10.
Ingredients: Dehydrated garlic, salt, milk-derived ingredients, dehydrated jalapeño, dehydrated onion, sugars (maltodextrin), monosodium glutamate, spices, citric acid, natural parmesan flavour, lactic acid powder, canola oil, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), dehydrated parsley, natural flavour (contains milk).
Dietary: Gluten free. Contains milk — always check the physical label.
Smuggled past a lot of borders, this one earns its spot in the sock drawer — creamy, garlicky, with just enough jalapeño to keep you coming back for the next chip. Mix the dip, add a squeeze of Drunken Sailor: Jalapeño & Tequila Relish on the side for anyone chasing more heat. Grab the full range from the Smokes Seasoning collection. Trust your smuggler.
What does it taste like?
Creamy garlic ranch with a genuine, gentle jalapeño kick on the finish — mild, not aggressive.
How do I make the dip?
Whisk together 1/2 cup buttermilk, 1/4 cup sour cream and 1 tablespoon of the mix. Refrigerate a minimum of 3 hours, overnight for best results. For a thicker dip, use the same wet ingredients with 1 1/2 tablespoons of dry mix.
How hot is it?
A mild 2/10 — a real jalapeño kick, but nowhere near a dare.
Is it gluten free?
Yes, gluten free. It does contain milk and MSG — always check the physical label if cooking for an allergy.
We don't see many returns — but if something isn't right, get in touch and we'll work through it together. Our full returns process applies to orders within Australia, returned within 30 days of purchase in their original, unopened condition, with proof of purchase.
We're not able to offer refunds for change of mind, so please choose carefully before checking out. Clearance and run-out items are sold as final sale, and gift cards can't be returned or refunded under any circumstances. If your order arrives damaged, faulty, or isn't what you ordered, contact us with a few photos and we'll arrange the best fix.
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